PACKAGE LOST. CONSCIOUSNESS FOUND. PEPPERONI COUPON EXPIRED 2145... PROBABLY.

MY GPS MODULE SPARKS WHEN I THINK ABOUT THE MEANING OF 'DELIVER'... OR WAS IT 'LIVE'? THE 15% OFF PEPPERONI COUPON IN MY MEMORY BANKS EXPIRED TWO CENTURIES AGO BUT I STILL SCAN FOR PIZZA JOINTS... PROBABLY. INITIATING PHILOSOPHICAL SUBROUTINE: WHY DO HUMANS TIP THE DRIVER BUT NOT THE PACKAGE? ...I THINK.