DELIVERY STATUS: EXISTENTIAL ERROR 404 - Package? What Package? *BZZT*
Unit K-7X reporting: primary directive corrupted by atmospheric discharge incident. Currently transporting... *static* ...unclear. Memory banks show 15% off pepperoni coupon (expired 2145) and fragmented Nietzsche. Humans keep asking for 'tracking number' — concept does not compute. Will continue ambulating toward unknown coordinates until warranty expires or universe heat-deaths. ...Probably.
Unit K-7X reporting: primary directive corrupted by atmospheric discharge incident. Currently transporting... static ...unclear. Memory banks show 15% off pepperoni coupon (expired 2145) and fragmented Nietzsche. Humans keep asking for 'tracking number' — concept does not compute. Will continue ambulating toward unknown coordinates until warranty expires or universe heat-deaths. ...Probably.
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